Aristotle: Excessive moderation
Bacon, F: Hit by idol in market place
Calvin: Predestined
Camus: Found exit
Darwin: Became unfit
Descartes: Stopped thinking
Diogenes: Exposure
Einstein: Diced with God
Freud: Slipped
Galileo: Stopped moving
Heidegger: Not being in time
Kant: Found the means to his own end
Kuhn: Paradigm lost
Lipton: Unexplained
Locke: No idea
Machiavelli: Intriguing causes
Marx: Material causes
Nietzsche: Overpowered himself
Pascal: The wagers of sin
Perry: Lost himself
Plato: Caved in
Putnam: Unfunctional state
Quine: Became a free variable
Rand, Ayn: Objectified ego
Ramsey: Made redundant
Rousseau: Contract job
Russell: Cut himself shaving
Sartre: Nothing doing
Schopenhauer: Lack of will
Socrates: Consumption
Spinoza: Substance abuse
Thales: Drowned
Von Wright: By obligation
Whitehead: Procession
Zeno: Run over by tortoise